thinkinglazy

Aspiring author and random thinker

List 10 things you know to be absolutely certain.

I just finished posting something and read this title as one of the ‘suggested’ things to write about, thought giving it a shot.

This is a short list about 10 things I know to be absolutely certain, I don’t even dare to question them, and hope everyone is wise enough to do the same.

  1. Chuck Norris is absolute
  2. Death is a practical joke by a higher power, it isn’t really necessary
  3. You can speak once borne, they just use the earlier version on the MIB neuralizer (or whatever it’s called) with side effects that last for a a few years
  4. Infinity is just another word for ‘eleven’
  5. The correct order of the alphabets is wrong
  6. We all speak one language, the language of music
  7. Pregnancies naturally last for 9 weeks, babies just try to hang in there for as long as possible in an attempt to avoid responsibilities
  8. The number 10 is actually the 8th number counting from 1 upwards

So these are the 10 things I know to be ‘Chuck Norrisly’ certain, everything else I doubt.

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3 responses to “List 10 things you know to be absolutely certain.

  1. freespiritsunited December 11, 2011 at 2:48 pm

    I think I learned something new by reading this post!

    Like

  2. Thomas Wayne December 12, 2011 at 3:24 am

    I’ve always heard 5011 is the same as infinity… (pronounced fifty-eleven)

    But how can infinity even be certain? You can’t prove it! No one can count it, no equation can resolve it… so are you really certain it even exists?

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