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A Message from Someone….or Something

I was walking down the street yesterday after a good morning’s exercise and I saw something that can potentially and fundamentally confuse a whole ton of us that have been affected by stereotyping, and it came to me….this was a message from a higher entity telling me that we can all get along.

You are probably wondering what the hell is it I saw, well I was a pigeon, 2 dogs and around 6 cats relaxing in an area of 2 meters squared, they seemed incredibly relaxed next to each other, there was no sense of threat among any of the animals, they were truly at peace.

So how come that 3 different species can get along peacefully and one can’t, how come different animals can have peace between them and humans can’t, we still have a lot to learn before calling ourselves civilized.

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On Excuses: The Best Excuse

I thought about the best excuse to being late while driving home and had to share it.

Show in while breathing deeply as if you were running, bow down to catch your breath and say “sorry for being late, I was being chased all the way from my car, which I didn’t get a chance to use to get here, by an albino mammoth, I though they were extinct but apparently they are experts at hiding, can you believe that?)

Can’t wait to get a chance to use it and see how people will react, psychologically they should initially respond the same way as to any excuse, but after thinking about it, there is no way to predict their reactions.

On Nothing: Another Random Online Conversation

So I was having yet another online conversation on facebook, before I you start reading this conversation there are two things you should know, first is that I just recently made a facebook account, and ever since I made my facebook I’ve been getting a butt-load of notifications.

A particular friend has OCC disorder (Obsessive Compulsive Commenting), he is addicted to commenting on sexy girls’ photos, even if he doesn’t know them, he can’t just like a pic, he has to write some incredibly lame comment with quite a few unnecessarily repeated letters.

This particular conversation went as follows:

Me: You horny slut, do you really have to comment on every single girl picture?

Recipient: Shit, do these comment appear on your screen ( I had no idea how he had no idea about this, considering he’s been using FB for over 4 years now), what is this shit privacy NOTE: this one only one Russian brunette

Me: What about ‘Name’ (I have no idea who she was, but I had her name pop up on my notification scree for no good reason, and she was blonde)

Recipient: WTF! why is it showing, I don’t appreciate FB showing my comments, anyway to hide this?

Me: You do realize that I’ve been using FB for about a month now, how the hell am I to know that?

Recipient: Cause you should know that kinda stuff

Me: And are you mentally handicapped to be exempted from such duty?

Recipient: I didn’t say that

Me: Do you even read what you type, or think about it?

Recipient: …. That’s not the point

Me: Anyway, I bet if you had the chance to comment on pictures of girls you don’t know you would do it

Recipient: I can’t comment on people that I don’t know because of the stupid privacy setting, and sure, if I can I would

Me: I swear you’re on a permanent high, I don’t think I can talk to you right now

And the conversation ended on that nice note, I don’t remember having any serious conversation with this guy, and I’ve known him for seven years now.

On Nothing: A Random Text Conversation

I was bored at work and decided to send text messages to one of my friends, this is how it went.

(Sent a missed call)

Recipient: I’m in a meeting, what’s up?

Me: Immigration and ‘uif needhbd bdhkhmi’ (I thought it would be funny to send a text while pressing the letter button one less time on those old phones ‘ABC on 1 and so on’, this translates to be ‘the office ceiling’ )

Recipient: ?

Me: I’m in love

Recipient: With?

Me: An Idea

Recipient: Which is?

Me: I can’t type cause its so funny, I’m actually just sending you saved templates

Recipient: Send it as a voice message

Me: Don’t have them saved, takes too much memory (My phone is one of those primitive ones that only has the ‘phone options’ and doesn’t try to be your friend of pet or account manager)

Recipient: You’re fucked in the head

Me: That’s what she said

Recipient: That doesn’t even make any sense

Me: Tq ecd enrmv ocd rdmrd (you’r face doesn’t make any sense)

And that was the end of the conversation, I like feeling like a 3 year old child whenever possible, you regress to better days.

PS: All this took place when ‘Recipient’ was in an important work-related meeting, hope he didn’t burst with laughter during our entertaining exchange of messages.

 

On Nothing: A Random Online Conversation

Was checking my facebook messages and came across a conversation I had earlier this week with a friend.

Me: I tried to do the 5 exercises on a 5×5 schedule and found it to be incredibly difficult if you max out your weights, I’m going to split rows and deadlifts to be done separately and add some calisthenics to the mix. 11:59

Me: Lets give it a quick 5v5 game? 12:01

Joe: I’m in one, once I’m finished 12:01

Me: I was joking u oversized manatee, I’m at work 12:02

Joe: then get to work 12:02

Me: I’m done for the week, btw I bought a new character, I forgot to mention it before. 12:04

Me:  Joe Joe Joe 12:04

Joe: Darek 12:04

Me: Joe 12:04

Joe: What?  12:05

Me: Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe 12:15

Joe: stop bothering me 12:16

Me: Joe Joe Joe 12:19

Joe: find something to do 12:20

Me: Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe, i just did, Joe Joe 12:21

Me: Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe 12:21

Me: I want to tell u something u actually might find this interesting. 12:21

Joe: SHUT UP!!! 12:21

Me: kk, I won’t tell you, FLIPPAGE! 12:22

Joe: what tell me my god you’re like a virus! 12:23

And I never messaged him back, its been three days now and I think he is still wondering about what I wanted to say, of-course I have nothing to say, was just passing time at work.

An Old Post: It Talks About Reaching

This was written on Wednesday 14 January 2009,

Did you ever have a classmate, acquaintance or friend that is simply good at everything? Someone that looks good, is very social, intelligent, fit…simply good at everything.

These people are the envy of, basically, everyone. It will share the secret with you about how to be someone like that.

These are the steps you should follow:

  1. Work out as much as you can without disturbing your schedule, usually an hour or two everyday for 4-7 times a week
  2. Constantly work on improving yourself at everything, physically, spiritually and intellectually
  3. Constantly try to make new friends that keep you motivated and don’t drag you down
  4. Set challenging goals, not goals that you think anyone can do with little effort, but goals only a few can accomplish
  5. Learn something new everyday, a word, a proverb, a skill…anything would do
  6. Think before you act but not too much, in time you will learn the appropriate amount of thinking required or different tasks
  7. Set a philosophy that you don’t deviate from, such as “I will always do what I think is the right thing” or “I will always do what’s best for me”
  8. Find out your flaws, embrace them then try to improve them
  9. Look at things objectively rather than subjectively, it makes it much easier to take good decisions
  10. Pick a hobby that helps you relax
  11. Structure your day as much as possible and pick a healthy diet
  12. Work on your self-discipline until you have full control on your animalistic instincts

I know it seems a lot, but this is the first step towards a life too easy to imagine, follow this for a while and when its time to move on It will post a new set of steps to follow. Be patient and good luck.

What The Hell Am I Talking About

Hello Everyone,

I already wrote two posts and it just came to my attention that I forgot to introduce this blog. Well Thinkinglazy is basically a non subject specific blog, I will (initially) be posting random entries about anything that comes in mind, based on your comments and views I might expand further in one of the topics or move on to a similar subject.

As for the author of this blog (me) I am just a random one of seven billion people here on Earth that happens to have the time and required resources (basically a computer and internet access) to post some random thoughts. I am not an expert at at most topics that I will discuss, don’t have any certificates or degrees regarding these issues. However, I do have a degree in psychology and am often described as a rather uniquely strange person, I completely disagree by the way.

I welcome all your comments regarding my posts.

Thank you all for reading.

PS: Any Chuck Norris jokes are welcome as long as they are not offensive to Chuck Norris.